| Q: | Does it ever get windy in Australia ? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? ( UK ). |
|---|---|
| A: | We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die. |
| Q: | Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? ( USA ) |
| A: | Depends how much you've been drinking. |
| Q: | I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad tracks? ( Sweden) |
| A: | Sure, it's only three thousand miles, take lots of water. |
| Q: | Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia? Can you send me a list of them in Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay ? ( UK ) |
| A: | What did your last slave die of? |
| Q: | Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia ? ( USA ) |
| A: | A-Fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe. |
| Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the Pacific which does not | |
| ... Oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Kings Cross. Come naked. | |
| Q: | Which direction is North in Australia ? (USA ) |
| A: | Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions. |
| Q: | Can I bring cutlery into Australia ? ( UK ) |
| A: | Why? Just use your fingers like we do... |
| Q: | Can I wear high heels in Australia ? ( UK ) |
| A: | You are a British politician, right? |
| Q: | Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year round? ( Germany ) |
| A: | No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers. |
| Milk is illegal. | |
| Q: | I have a question about a famous animal in Australia, but I forget its name. It's a kind of bear and lives in trees. ( USA ) |
| A: | It's called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop out of Gum trees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them. |
| You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking. | |
| Q: | Do you celebrate Christmas in Australia ? ( France ) |
| A: | Only at Christmas. |
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I. Want. To. Marry. This.
Or maybe just make out with it.
Beyonce + all my ladyheroes with weaponry = YYYYYESSSSSSS.
There is nothing about this video I do not love. I could flail about each individual character in this but that would take about 3 paragraphs.
toriandrelativedimensionsinspace:
This is why Doctor Who is still around
THIS. IS. AMAZING.
OH THE PERFECTION
This is fairly fantastic, y’all.
All the likes.
Actually crying. jdfkvbjsdf.
And now I have all these feelings and I don’t know where to put them..
So many feels.
So amazing.
Just print this out and refer to it whenever you are the head of a massively powerful institution that is maybe looking the other way while people get raped.
This is amazing
I missed the 500 miles riot because I was sleeping! The Doctor Who fandom is the best fandom ever. Whovians rock. I love that there is so much awesome in this video but the fandom chooses to worship Sue. Sue from Catering rocks.
The VFX guys are amazing. I love them and the dancing…
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I will never understand society’s desire to ban literature and art. Read a banned book and give the two finger salute to “the man”!
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