January 2012
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These were posted on an Australian Tourism Website...
Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia ? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? ( UK ).
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.
Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? ( USA )
A: Depends how much you've been drinking.
Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad tracks? ( Sweden)
A: Sure, it's only three thousand miles, take lots of water.
Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia? Can you send me a list of them in Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay ? ( UK )
A: What did your last slave die of?
Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia ? ( USA )
A: A-Fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe.
Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the Pacific which does not
... Oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Kings Cross. Come naked.
Q: Which direction is North in Australia ? (USA )
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.
Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia ? ( UK )
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do...
Q: Can I wear high heels in Australia ? ( UK )
A: You are a British politician, right?
Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year round? ( Germany )
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers.
Milk is illegal.
Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Australia, but I forget its name. It's a kind of bear and lives in trees. ( USA )
A: It's called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop out of Gum trees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them.
You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.
Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in Australia ? ( France )
A: Only at Christmas.
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THE GUN SHOW | Who run the world? Girls
multi-fandom | music → Beyonce | download | for @firebolting
I. Want. To. Marry. This.
Or maybe just make out with it.
Beyonce + all my ladyheroes with weaponry = YYYYYESSSSSSS.
There is nothing about this video I do not love. I could flail about each individual character in this but...
November 2011
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October 2011
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This is amazing →
hernosestuckinabook:
I missed the 500 miles riot because I was sleeping! The Doctor Who fandom is the best fandom ever. Whovians rock. I love that there is so much awesome in this video but the fandom chooses to worship Sue. Sue from Catering rocks.
The VFX guys are amazing. I love them and the dancing…
September 2011
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Ugly crying
Court will be rough the next few days. I hate having to make a child witness re-live what they have gone through. I can never seem to cry for the victims, they are to close, but I badly needed to weep, so what did I do? Put The National’s Sorrow on repeat and read MadLori’s Alone on the Water.
http://madlorific.livejournal.com/22790.html
I have now successfully cried and I can...
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Re-watching Eleventh Hour, and the moment where young Amelia Pond sits with her suitcase and waits for the Doctor breaks my heart every time
August 2011
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The title of your father's profession is now your...
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THE DRAUGHTSWOMAN!
The Computer Scientist.
The Accountant
The Photographer
The Pharmacologist! ….that sounds dubious.
The Drywaller
Rachel: THE JUDGE. That sounds pretty frakkin’ badass.
Julia: …the Computer Guy… idk. :\
The Rocket Scientist—I’ll take it
Just read TTOBB’s new chapter, now I cannot wait for an update. AAAHHH
July 2011
11 posts
Brutal honesty
One of my oldest friends is a rather awful parent. He has 3 girls and he spanks. Alot. Never to the point of physical harm but it is excessive go my mind. I have regretfully been withdrawing from him and his family because I could not take his actions anymore and was on the verge of speaking my mind. It is not my place, but his wife emailed me today asking what was wrong. And I told her. Brutally....
“When I’m 80 years old and sitting in my rocking chair, I’ll be reading Harry...”
– Alan Rickman (via loveyourchaos)
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June 2011
3 posts
Reblog if you'd run away with the Doctor this very...
“There’s rivalry between the Harry Potter fans and the Twilight fans. And...”
– —Craig Ferguson
(via therearemuchworsegames)
May 2011
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July 2009
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WatchSo Incredibly excited!!!
fromoutsidethebox:
First Trailer for Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland.
“I love the ground under his feet, and the air over his head, and everything he...”
– Emily Bronte, Wuthering Heights
“You’re in love. That’s the way it should be, because I want you to be happy....”
– Wilson Phillips
Smart Bitches, Trashy Books →
“I have done that,” says my memory. “I cannot have done that”...”
– Friedrich Nietzsche
Fertile Octogenarian
Allesan: The California Supreme Court decided that it is not malpractice to not understand the Rule Against Perpetuities, why do we have to learn it for the bar again?
Jules: It is to remind us that the law makes no sense, I mean it assumes that 80 year old women are having children. Thats just ew.
The Sartorialist--Awesome →
